Why what would you do if you had a brain Leroy?
(Leroy)
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin’ with the flowers
Consultin’ with the rain
And my head I’d be scratchin’
While my thoughts were busy hatchin’
If I only had a brain
I’d unravel any riddle
For any individ’le
In trouble or in pain
(Jen)
With the thoughts you’d be thinkin’
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain
(Leroy)
Oh, I would tell you why
The ocean’s near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I’d sit and think some more
I would not be just a nuffin’
My head all full of stuffin’
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain
**No Newfoundland dogs or scarecrows were injured during the making of this short story and while Leroy has an abundance of courage, and a heart as huge as they come, the size of his brain remains a mystery to those of us who know him best.
